He just knew he’d forgotten something, but he couldn’t recall what! As he got on the plane, and throughout the flight, he kept mentally straining to figure what he’d left behind, to no avail. Please read on!
The three damsels kept stealing gazes and giggling as I stood at the swanky restaurant’s doorway. Pleased, I finally acknowledged their hints, flirtingly winking.
Then their dam burst, and laughter spilled everywhere. Please read on!
As the crowd jeered, the hangman silently tightened his knot around the defiant offender. Unexpectedly, the bold lad became exceedingly frightened, as the reality of death loomed. Please read on!
“What’re you –…!!!”
He aimed at his head. “Said I’d die if you didn’t give me your love – I’m proving it!”
*bang!* Please read on!
“Ugh! How dare you fart?! IN PUBLIC?!” Please read on!
“Honey…I’m two-months pregnant.”
He froze. Long he stared at his wife, before exuberantly jubilating! Such glorious, mind-boggling news! Finally, after five long years of trying! Please read on!
He was single-handedly taking the greatest risk in history…ever. Swinging one way, this act would culminate in he being forever despised, misunderstood, rejected…the works; the other way, and it would be joy…fellowship…understanding…acceptance…life!…love: forever. Please read on!