Oh, Them Logs In Them Oculars…

“Ugh! How dare you fart?! IN PUBLIC?!”

I gazed on my accuser. Her micro-mini kept escalating as if mortal enemies with the earth, her top constricted her chest, and the smack! smack! from her gum-chewing bled the ears of many on the queue.

She hissed: “Gosh! Some ‘human beings’ can be sooo *smack* *smack* uncivilized!

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