“Ugh! How dare you fart?! IN PUBLIC?!”
I gazed on my accuser. Her micro-mini kept escalating as if mortal enemies with the earth, her top constricted her chest, and the smack! smack! from her gum-chewing bled the ears of many on the queue.
She hissed: “Gosh! Some ‘human beings’ can be sooo *smack* *smack* uncivilized!”