“Can you imagine?! Jesus! Buying MORE THAN HALF of my ENTIRE inventory WITH COUNTERFEIT BILLS!! Oh, this world is full of completely WICKED people! WICKED!!” lamented the storekeeper.
“Are said bills still in your possession?”
“Of course not!”
“Uh, where are they right now then?” asked the reporter again.
“Why, I’ve spent ‘em, of course!”